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gptkbp:famousQuote
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"You might be a redneck if..."
"I hope you brought your thick skin, because it’s about to get rough."
"You’re the only person I know who can make a joke about a tractor sound sophisticated."
"This roast is like a family reunion, only with more insults."
"Roasting you is like shooting fish in a barrel, but I’m still going to do it."
"You’re the king of the rednecks, and I’m just the court jester."
"I’m not saying I’m a bad comedian, but I’m not getting any younger."
"You’ve made a career out of being a redneck, and I’m just here to celebrate that."
I’m_just_here_to_make_fun_of_you,_Jeff,_and_I’m_loving_every_minute_of_it.
I_love_you,_Jeff,_but_I’m_not_sure_if_I_love_you_enough_to_sit_through_this_roast.
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