Ferengi rules of acquisition
GPTKB entity
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gptkb:tabletop_role-playing_game
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| gptkbp:bfsLayer |
3
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gptkb:Rom
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| gptkbp:created_by |
gptkb:Ferengi
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| https://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#label |
Ferengi rules of acquisition
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| gptkbp:rules |
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A deal is a deal. There’s no such thing as a free lunch. A deal is a deal, but a deal can be renegotiated. A deal is only as good as the people involved. A good deal is one that benefits both parties. A wise man can hear profit in the wind. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money. Even a blind man can recognize the glow of gold. Never let the competition know what you're thinking. Greed is eternal. Keep your ears open. Never let a good opportunity go to waste. Never let a good opportunity pass you by. Never let your guard down. Once you have their money, you never give it back. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. Small print leads to large risk. The best deals are the ones you make in the dark. The best way to get what you want is to take it. You can’t make a deal if you’re dead. The best deal is the one that brings the most profit. Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to. The best deals are the ones that are made with a smile. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. The best way to make a profit is to take advantage of others. A friend is just an enemy who doesn't have enough guts to kill you. The best way to avoid a bad deal is to make a better one. A woman wearing clothes is a woman in danger. Anything that can be bought can be sold. A deal is a deal, but a deal can always be renegotiated. If it’s good for business, it’s good. Never trust a man who doesn’t have a price. Never underestimate the power of greed. The best deals are the ones that are made in the heat of the moment. A deal is a deal, but a deal can always be improved. The best way to make a profit is to take risks. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. The most important thing is to make a profit. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a ship. A deal is only as good as the paper it’s written on. The best deals are the ones that are made in the shadows. The only thing worse than a bad deal is a bad deal that you didn’t make. The best way to make a profit is to take advantage of the competition. Never let your emotions get in the way of a good deal. The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of experience. The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war. |
| gptkbp:terroir |
The only thing better than a deal is a better deal.
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